Tweets

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(via burgerkid)

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi, via beyoncescock)

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

(via burgerkid)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via burgerkid)

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via ant0rm)